By saul

 

 

 

 I think the title explains it all. In the past months that have counted down towards Diamond and Pearl (which would be tommorow, the day it is released), there has been much speculation over the new Pokemon. When we first caught a glimpse of Gonbe - or Munchlax - we were all pretty excited. Then we found Lucario, and he showed us a cool design that follows Balizken and Mewtwo's design, giving him the look of strength. Then more and more appeared. Some were awesome looking, some got an okay, but many got a "huh?"

 

It now looks as though the creators of Pokemon have run out of ideas - and I am not kidding. Many of these new Pokemon look like the n00bish fakemon you see on the net (not all fakemon are n00bish, just the n00bish ones are, get it?). Take a look at the Pokemon above, Bippa. He's being classified as a round mouse Pokemon, and he really is that. Read what he has to say, "All I am is a circle with a face that has some more circles framing it..." This true. Draw out an circle (actually Bippa is more of an oval, but you get the idea). Next draw a face. Frame the face with circles, then erase the bottom portions to make half circles, and you have a Bippa (don't forget the three circles that act as the tails). That wasn't too hard, right? It shouldn't have been. However, it should have been somewhat hard for the creators. I doubt it was, considering that they have professional artists on the job. So Bippa is just one of the many sad excuses of a Pokemon.

 

Next, I invite you to make fun of the Pokemon Masukippa with me.